Tiny Lola What Should I Name My New 2.4lb Chihuahua?

What should i name my new 2.4lb chihuahua? - tiny lola

It is colored chocolate, is very low, with large eyes and ears.
I am very picky names meet, so heres a few conditions:

I hate:
Kitsch (names like soft, Lulu, beautiful, little, baby, etc.)
Incorporate the names (names, the names of all their dogs like Bella, Lola, Chloe, Sophie, etc.)

AS:
Unique name (ginger, Piper, Gizmo, Santi, Willa, Suki, Luca, Salem, etc.)
-State/City Names (Brooklyn, Rohnert
-Band/Book Character names (Atticus, Astoria, Cambria, Delaney, etc.)
- "Real" name (Carmine, Joaquin, Gisele, Bijou, Brighton, Giovanni, Odysseus, Sebastian, calypso, etc.)
Funny names (bug, beans, murderers, monsters, tacos, fetal mouse, etc.)

I would really appreciate some of their really optin! The more bettter! These are just some of the names I have collected, but not found, that a "stick" or "click".

Any suggestions would be very grateful!